opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant
|On the internet:||Ugh I hate people so much|
|Applying for a job:||I love working with people and I'm very sociable|
“are you taking a selfie”
“no its just snapchat”
you know what upsets me
bunnies have tons of sex
like supposedly always humping right
but does that affect how we look at bunnies?
do we still think bunnies are cute af?
do we want bunnies any less because of their sex habits?
treat people like bunnies ok
this has been a psa
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
my life is like a bad US version of a really good show made in the UK
if a boy gets too close just bring up ur period they’ll back down because they’re WEAK boys are WEAK
Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested
i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism